Nikki Glaser's 2026 Golden Globes Speech Highlights

Xenio

Jan 12, 2026

Nikki Glaser once again proved why she's one of the most fearless and hilarious voices in comedy, delivering a sharp and unforgettable monologue at the 2026 Golden Globes. The comedian returned to host the prestigious event, which took place live from the Beverly Hilton in Los Angeles on January 11.

Glaser made history last year as the first woman to host the Golden Globes solo, and her performance this year only solidified her reputation as a top-tier host. Before the show, she shared her approach with the press, saying, "I’m working with all of the same people. I’m going to all the same clubs to work on the material. I am thinking about the celebrity’s point of view."

When the moment arrived, Glaser stepped onto the stage in an off-the-shoulder red gown, making a quick wardrobe change from her pink red carpet look. As Taylor Swift’s “Style” played in the background, she immediately set the tone for a night filled with humor, wit, and bold commentary.

Highlights from Glaser’s Monologue

Glaser took the stage and wasted no time diving into her jokes, poking fun at the stars, the industry, and even herself. Here are some of the standout moments:

"Just like 'Frankenstein,' I've been pieced together by an unlicensed European surgeon and good work."
"There's so many A-listers — and by A-listers, I do mean people who are on a list that has been heavily redacted."
"The award for most editing goes to CBS News. Yes, CBS News, America's newest place to see BS news."
"George Clooney is nominated tonight for the movie 'Jay Kelly.' Yes, where he plays George Clooney. He was so good."
"Kevin Hart is here. Yes, The Rock's plus one-half...Kevin, you're so funny, and you and The Rock together are like my favorite comedy duo. You're, like, a Steve Martin and Martin Short, but for, like, people under 50 IQ."
"How good was Leo in 'One Battle'? It is insane. So good, so vaping good. What a career you've had. I mean, countless iconic performances. You've worked with every great director. You've won three Golden Globes, an Oscar. And the most impressive thing is that you were able to accomplish all of that before your girlfriend turned 30."
"You know, everyone in this town is obsessed with looking younger. Meanwhile, Sean Penn is like, 'What if I slowly morph into a sexy leather handbag?'"
"I can't believe it. We got two Michael B. Jordans. When I saw that, I was like, 'Nikki be jerking, because that was awesome.'"
"Timothée Chalamet is the first actor in history who had to put on muscle for a movie about ping pong. He gained over 60 ounces. It's insane."

Reactions to Glaser’s Performance

Glaser’s monologue received widespread praise on social media, with fans and critics alike celebrating her sharp wit and confidence.

One user wrote, "Truly, why doesn’t Nikki Glaser host every awards show? She’s absolutely killing this monologue right now."
Another said, "Nikki Glaser didn’t repeat herself. She raised the bar. One year after redefining what a Golden Globes host could be, she came back and delivered one of the sharpest, most assured opening monologues the show has had in a decade. At this point, it isn’t a gamble. It’s a standard."
A third user noted, "Nikki Glaser roasting CBS on CBS is iconic."
Another tweeted, "Few things will make me change the channel from the NFL playoffs, but a Nikki Glaser opening monologue at the Golden Globes will."

Glaser’s return as host not only showcased her comedic talent but also proved that she’s a force to be reckoned with in the world of entertainment. Her ability to balance humor with insightful commentary has made her a fan favorite, and her performance at the 2026 Golden Globes was yet another testament to her brilliance.